Grad school hell -- tell me something happy?

I don't want to go into details, but red tape BULLSHIT and other hoops I have to jump through have got me on some shaky ground w/r/t next semester, and possibly NOT getting the hell out of school at my set deadline. I really need some fun and happy things to cheer me up, so tell me, if you would, what's making you happy?

I can't spend time reading or watching anything online (please don't talk to me about Vividcon, thanks), but let me know why you're in a good mood today, or show me some fun pictures, post some macros or animated gifs in your comment, tell me a stupid joke, remind me about things coming up in the future that I might like, or, well, anything. I need some happiness and good news and some laughs.

ETA: Aaaand the newborn upstairs just started screaming. Great.