Fun with Artificial Intelligence

For varying levels of "fun" and "intelligence."

Bought Photoshop CS4 Student Edition from academicsuperstore.com. The box says I can't install it without providing proof that I'm currently a student, and that proof needs to be a student ID with a photo and a date on it.

O-kay.

So, I go to the Adobe support site to get answers on how to do this. At first, I tried the 800 number, but after being on hold for 45 minutes, I decided to go with the "Live Chat" even though I knew, I *knew*, it would be a bot.

Boy, howdy, Adobe, you suck puréed moose balls through a Krazy Straw.

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Oh, don't worry, Adobe, I'll tell you how you did today. Phone call commencing.