more time-wasting - iTunes meme

[tzikeh]

Ask iTunes and it will answer. Not always coherently, but it will answer.

Set your iTunes to Shuffle. Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer the following questions...


Question: What do you think of me, ITunes?
Three Hopeful Thoughts
Off to a good start.

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Get Up
Well, *that's* timely.

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Big Car
:sigh: I always suspected. No friends, just passengers.

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Sexual Healing
Um. This answer belongs to someone else's meme.

Question: What should I do with my life?
No One Loves a Folk Song
So, not that, then. Oh, iTunes, iTunes, iTunes, why must you answer a question about what I *should* do with a thought about what I *shouldn't* do?

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Cemetary
Life is full of pain because we are aware of our own mortality. I'll go with that.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
I Can Still Taste the Wine
Drink heavily. Check.

Question: Will I ever have children?
Carol Channing Sequence - Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
... I have no response to that.

Question: Will I die happy?
Twilight
... is that good?

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Maybellene
So, you're saying I need make-up. Thanks a million, iTunes.

Question: What do you think happiness is?
La Musette et Le Hautbois
Okay, for the non-Francophones among us, this means "The Bagpipe and the Oboe". And if *anyone* is going to tell me that happiness = music, it's iTunes.

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Midas Touch
... okay, you could definitely argue that money is my favorite fetish.

Question: Am I complete freak?
They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!
*blink*
*blink*
:runs "I win complete freak award" victory lap:

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

I love this meme. It's totally like a Rorschach test! Also, I miss you, and have been meaning to write you forever. You are not the only person I could say that about right now, but you're very much on my mind. (I just found the Loop master disk this morning, too, so I can make some more. Just have to order blanks.)

::hugs::

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I miss you too! And I know you're AFK as a life-choice currently, which you know, is *healthy*. SO no worries, and yay on the Loop master. When the Yuletide madness and my stupid life are more together, I'll make another Loop dvd post.