spoilers for "Safe"

[tzikeh]

What can I say. Really.


I can't even think right now. So - a brief laundry list. I feel like I'm failing myself in that I can't be coherent after an episode anymore, because... good God. Are they actually *trying* to kill us?

House in jammies!

Dirty dishes in the oven. Classic.

"Oh, snap!" - It's not funny just because House is saying it, but because it's Hugh Laurie as House who's saying it.

House's comment about crusting socks? ... Ew. I had the same reaction that which Wilson had to House's telling him that he was busy... with himself. OMG he *squicked* Wilson!

221B. We all knew it had to be true, but nice to have confirmation.

Wilson waiting. And waiting. And waiting...

House is giving him all the hints he needs, really, how to get his own back, and yet Wilson is just not clicking in...

Oh, lord, the hand-in-warm-water trick. Seriously - Wilson. Wise up. Put Nair in House's shampoo or something. Seriously.

STEVE MCQUEEN REFERENCE!!

and... THE TICK!

::dispels bad crossover ideas::

Okay, the look on House's face when Wilson says that someone must have filed halfway through his cane? The slow, dawning smile of recognition that Wilson's gonna play? LOVE! It's LOVE!! and OMG, it is so on!!

And finally, Wilson is watching Vertigo, which he obviously has a jones for (witness big fat poster in his office at PPTH), House joins him, and Wilson points out that he's on... the wet spot...

::dies::

Seriously. They want us dead? They get us dead. Next week? ZOMBIE AUDIENCE!

(actually, next week is "All In", and there are minorly spoilery photos here and here.)

And now I sense with my awesome psychic powers that there will be a large, large number of icons, both still and animated, of House's slow realization that his crush *likes him back*. With many different captions.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

and... THE TICK!

::dispels bad crossover ideas::

I TOTALLY had the same bad crossover idea.

Someone should write that.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

"ARTHUR! I have VASCULITIS!"

</joke you need to know both sources for>

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

House's slow realization that his crush *likes him back*. With many different captions.

Wasn't that just the happiest we have ever seen House. Just beeming with slow realization - it was just a lovely scene.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

That was unbelievable. The only person who can make him smile *genuinely* is Wilson. Only. Ever.

*sigh* The love. THE LOVE!

[pun.livejournal.com]

The only person who can make him smile *genuinely* is Wilson. Only. Ever.

Yes, yes, yes!! As I said in my LJ, the thought bubble there was totally: "*sigh* I'm so gonna marry that guy!" Wilson makes House all swoony!!!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*looks at links*

*has a heartattack*

*resists making a bad cigar reference based on the first one*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

yeah - the cigar is something else. It's a featured player in the first photo, but a MAJOR player in the second one.

Please also note the silver-handled cane hooked into the chip cup.

And I sense... tux-fic! And AU Ocean's-11-meets-Housefic!

And other things. :)

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

What about movies_michelle's fic, Anything For Charity (http://www.squidge.org/housefanfiction/archive/3/anythingfor.html)?

It's like she PREDICTED it. Only, slightly not. :D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

HEE - well, the Obligala is a fanfiction staple - and now TWO DISCRETE WORLDS ARE BLENDING OMG!

How I love the House writers oh yes I do I do. And they love me back. I can tell because they sawed my cane in half.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

And the return of good!Wilson hair. What is with these shows that have hot men with hot hair and they get all successful and suddenly... bad haircuts for everyone!

Also I supremely beleive that there is cane buying happening.

Wilson: *all dressed up and burning a hole in the floor, presents pretty shiny cane*

House: You know it takes all the good stuff out of a joke if you go and make reperations.

Wilson: Yes, the Civil War was a hoot.

House: Yeah now imagine if the South had just *willingly* bankrupt themselves afterwards.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

...

*bows at your feet for Civil War dialog*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

That's not nearly as bad as the Scarlet O'hara references in some eary fic.

However I am oddly pleased that I can occassionally put my edjumacation to good use.

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Links = Guh!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Tell. Me. About. It.

::looks forward to even more icons::

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Those photos? Eeee!

*swoons*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! Like I say - every week, they come up with new ways to kill us even more dead.

::imagines fans lurching down the hallways of PPTH, moaning "HOOOOOUUUUUUSE..."::

[leaper182.livejournal.com]

Duuuuude.

House is so in love with Wilson because he's not only giving Wilson ammunition with which to get him back for all the asshole-y things, he's opening the door and shouting, "C'MON IN!"

I still say House kept Wilson because he's madly in love with him, and feels the need to exercise best-friend-frustrated-by-Wilson's-body rights and give him tough love. And see if he can't, y'know, get a damn good snog kiss out of it.

And that look! The brief nod before House wheels the kid into the elevator? They are so in tune with each other. *happy sigh*

Btw, the next episode? I'm a bit confused. There's the 6yo kid who's dying of something that stumped House twelve years before, and they're also in tuxedos, with Cuddy looking like a Bond girl? *is so confused*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

If you want spoilers, drop me a line or find me on AIM - tzikeh@thechicagoloop.net, or "tzikeh" AIM name. :)

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

God, Wilson waiting, with the song "Where Is My Baby" or some such - hello, they're saving the fans time by MAKING SONGVIDS PART OF THE SHOW?!!

Also: *never* play the warm-water trick on someone who is sleeping ON YOUR SOFA. Heeeeee.