Googlisms

[tzikeh]

Jessica is just as picky with her men as she is grammar.
Jessica is enjoying his ardor immensely.
Jessica is not a real zombie.
Jessica is above all a hopeless perfectionist.
Jessica is an idiot.
Jessica is Satan.

And, my favorite:
Jessica is not a substitute for counseling.

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Comments

[yahtzee63.livejournal.com]

I love it! ::running off to do it now::

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Jessica is not a real zombie

You know, that's quite reassuring.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? So much better to know I'm a fake zombie. A zombie-substitute. "I Can't Believe It's Not Undead!"