*cracks knuckles*

[tzikeh]

I have not written in a long, long time. But I've decided to play yuletide this year, so I need some exercise to gear up.

Without further ado, I dive headfirst into:

You post a "five" topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. Examples: "Five Things Roslin Has Wanted to Say to Adama So Very, Very Much", "Five Times Wilson Actually Fell on the Floor Laughing at House", etc. Then, in a separate post, I'll post my answers to your Top Five comment. Serious or fun! Gen, het, slash - doesn't matter to me.

Fandoms I'm willing to embarrass myself in: House, Life on Mars, Battlestar Galactica, Psych, Due South (seasons 1&2), Hustle, Invisible Man, Farscape, Carnivale, Scrubs, Veronica Mars, Deadwood, West Wing, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Quantum Leap... and I think that's enough for now. I'm sure I'm already in trouble.

Help me out, guys - I need to re-engage the fanfiction-thinky lobe of my brain!

ETA: OMG you guys - no more. Wow, I'm going to be thinking/writing all September on these!

Comments

[iamsab.livejournal.com]

Five times Veronica should have brought Backup.

[iamsab.livejournal.com]

OR! Five Reasons Cuddy Hasn't Fired House Yet.

[aerye.livejournal.com]

Five things Jed knows about Leo that they'll never talk about.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

So... we're ignoring seventh season canon, I suppose? Because then the list would be something like:

1) He's dead.
2) He's dead.
3) He's dead.
4) Leo always wanted to have sex with him just to see what it would be like.
5) He's dead.

[aerye.livejournal.com]

This is just 'cause I laughed at you earlier, right?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah. ;)

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

Woo! I'll give you two, you can choose one. *g*

Five Things J.D. and Turk Want To Do Together Before They Die

Five Times Fraser Never Apologized to Ray

[aerye.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, oh--do the second one!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Augh. I don't know. Let me think about it . There's a lot of Angsty Due South answers around lj right now, and so few Scrubs answers...

[terrie01.livejournal.com]

Five things Sam Tyler misses most about modern life.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

::points up:: This is the one I was going to ask. Swear to Elvis.

[logovo.livejournal.com]

Oh, good one!

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Scrubs, five professions JD sometimes whished he'd gone into.

[anoel.livejournal.com]

Five things Veronica would never investigate.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's *hard*.

*ponders*

[anoel.livejournal.com]

I know but I have faith in you :)

[way2busymom.livejournal.com]

5 songs that House associates with Wilson.

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

I'll give you two:

1. Psych (because YAY new fandom)

Five Times Gus Said NO to Shawn and Stood By It

2. House

Fives Times Wilson Actually Wanted to Cook for House

[lanchid.livejournal.com]

Five times Bobby wished Darrien didn't have the gland.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Five Things Roslin Never Said to Lee

[corinna-5.livejournal.com]

Five things Sol loves about Trixie!

[zoerayne]

Five Arrests Sam Tyler Didn't Make

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Five excuses Cuddy has thought up for killing and/or maiming House.

Five things Foreman tells his family and/or friends about his boss.

Five times CJ nearly quit her job.

Five things Donna has thought at 3 am.

Five things Apollo would never admit to secretly thinking.

Five people Roslin has fantasized about having sex with during very boring meetings.

Five reasons Tigh really does love Ellen.

Five reasons Ellen would love to see Adama go out an airlock.

Five times Starbuck has thought she was going to die, and been surprised when she didn't.

Five things Adama wasn't looking forward to about retirement.

Five "doing the right thing" choices Helo regrets in retrospect.

Five things officers do that drive Tyrol nuts.

Five things Gaeta thought when he got offered the job as President Baltar's aide.

Five uncomfortable truths Six doesn't like to think about.

Five times Sharon fantasizes about killing everyone on Galactica.

...

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I hope you don't expect me to do *all* of these... eep.

Re: ...

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

No, no, I just got carried away and once I started thinking them up I couldn't stop. Pick, say, three of them and do those (I'll make you do the picking so I don't have to).

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

5 things of Laura's that Adama kept in his office after they left for New Caprica.

Pick one or two...

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

Five diseases House kind of wishes would show up in his patients because he's always thought either the symptoms or the treatment would be interesting.

Five things Chase won't admit he's done.

Five retaliatory pranks Wilson considered before he filed halfway through House's cane.


Five things Sam actually likes about the '70s, whether or not he'll ever own up to it.

Five things Annie is likely to enjoy about the '80s once she gets there.

Five things Gene keeps in the bottom drawer of his desk.

[sanj.livejournal.com]

Five things Apollo misses talking about with Starbuck.

Five people (besides Baltar) that Laura thinks about assassinating.

Five things Tyrol doesn't tell anyone.

Five reasons Kara decided to marry Sam.

[marzilla.livejournal.com]

I can see the demand for your services is high enough already, but I can't resist torturing you with one more....

The First Five Times Jed Kissed Leo

[axiom_of_stripe]

five things ray vecchio didn't realize people heard him saying to dief.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Five things John wishes Chiana would do.

Five rationalizations Ray uses to justify dumpster-diving and sewer-crawling with the Mountie.