tzikeh: (shakespeare - hed pastede on yay - bad g)
[personal profile] tzikeh
I may be the last of you to have heard the news, but Robert Anton Wilson has died fnord.

Hail Eris, and consult your pineal gland.

Date: 2007-01-13 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

Date: 2007-01-13 02:29 am (UTC)
luminosity: (cognitive hazard)
From: [personal profile] luminosity
I'm flying my Discordia Eris Apple at half core, and Bugs Bunny is wearing black (and grey and pink and yellow).

Date: 2007-01-13 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Bugs needs one more color to obey the Law of Fives.

Date: 2007-01-13 04:19 am (UTC)
luminosity: (existentialthreat)
From: [personal profile] luminosity
Illuminati Project: Memo #16

You don't have to be a waterman to know which way my mind is blowing.

Date: 2007-01-13 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
:D

Remember - King Kong died for your sins.

Date: 2007-01-13 04:46 am (UTC)
luminosity: (WTF-Stewie)
From: [personal profile] luminosity
It is written that the universe is a practical joke bye the general at the expense of the particular.

:)

Date: 2007-01-13 04:47 am (UTC)
luminosity: (stewie headroll)
From: [personal profile] luminosity
bye = by

gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble

Date: 2007-01-13 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] very-improbable.livejournal.com
"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"

WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."

OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

Rayville Apple Panthers

Date: 2007-01-13 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
SINK is played by Discordians and people of such ilk.

PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... in water or mud or anything you; can sink something in.

RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound chunks of mud were used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to have a pit of water or a hole to drop things in. But rivers - bays - gulfs - I dare say even oceans can be used.

TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the air first.

DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help find more objects to sink, once; one object is sunk.

UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful.

NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"
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