Things I am Not Allowed to Do on Galactica

[tzikeh]

Well, I'm having far too good a time reading this thread over at TWOP. I've learned my lesson about the boards: don't read anything about the episodes, just read the fun shit in the creative pursuits section. And as fandom often does, the BSG fans over there have started a thread based on Skippy's List. Some of my favorites so far:

42. Not allowed to hand slices of bread to Lt. Agathon and ask her to "do me a quick favor."

78. He is not "The Dread Pirate Tigh."

89. It is not "Official Hug A Superior Officer Day."

93. Asking Lt. Gaeta if I can borrow a pen is not funny.
*Really, it's not.
*Okay, it is, a little.

134. Not allowed to refer to Hera Agathon as a "Tostito".

184. Am not allowed to hide in air ducts and play bagpipes when Admiral Adama talks to Lee.
*Not even if I include poundy drums
*especially if I include poundy drums
*further instances of this will result in the immediate confiscation of my poundy drums.

221. I have not "had it with these motherfrakking Cylons on this motherfrakking ship".

259. No longer allowed to tell nuggets the legend of the radioactive mutant deckhand ghost who haunts launch tube C.

280. Not allowed to follow President Roslin and Admiral Adama around with a violin.

353. “Maybe if the Admiral hadn’t been high and cuddling with the President…” is not an acceptable explanation for the occupation.

354. The above cuddling between the President and the Admiral does not mean they have anything other than a purely professional relationship.
*Neither does the President’s recent nap in the Admiral’s rack.
*The phrase “the President’s rack” is not funny or acceptable.

368. “Post-Resurrection Trauma” is not a valid excuse for sick leave.
*Screaming in a bubble bath convinces no one.

404. No, we are not there yet.
* I will not ask again.
* Ever.

479. I am no longer to explain my irrational behavior with references to a mystical podcast.
*I do not hear the voice of God through a mystical podcast.
*I am no longer to insist that the President precedes any prophesies she receives from the gods by making air quotes and stating “spoiler.”

Comments

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Not allowed to follow President Roslin and Admiral Adama around with a violin.

Bwahahahaha!

[aerye.livejournal.com]

134. Not allowed to refer to Hera Agathon as a "Tostito".

::chokes with laughter::

[http://users.livejournal.com/__marcelo/]

*hahahaha*

84. Am not allowed to hide in air ducts and play bagpipes when Admiral Adama talks to Lee.

and

404. No, we are not there yet.
* I will not ask again.
* Ever.

are things of sheer beauty.

[xenacryst.livejournal.com]

*whines, "wheeere's Eaaaarth?"*

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, these are hysterical. I can't pick a favorite.

[lifewithlogan.livejournal.com]

Yay! These are great. Thanks for sharing them here!

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

*I am no longer to insist that the President precedes any prophesies she receives from the gods by making air quotes and stating “spoiler.”

::dies::

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

OMG, those are hysterical ... and every time I get to the bottom of the page there's another page. Wow.

[athena4lynn.livejournal.com]

These are HILARIOUS. I just devoured the entire bunch, and I'm sure there'll be more tomorrow. Thank you for posting this, I never head over to TWOP.

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I can't even pick the best one - they're all phenomenal! Thank you for this.

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

... um. Hi.

You are totally not going to believe me? But I kind of started that thread.

(waves to journal owner; here quite randomly through the comments on musesfool's post on "A Day in the Life," and suddenly extremely boggled.)

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I believe you! Why wouldn't I?

(ps I've contributed several times to the thread. Guess my TWOP name!)

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

This is LJ. I wouldn't believe me, if I came out of nowhere claiming that.

(Can't. Suck at guessing.)

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

You're both brilliant. Man, that thread is FUN!

(You sound very much like Demonique, tzikeh, though I could be wrong...)

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

OMG, these are wonderful!

I'm gonna be sniggering about "Tostito" all day. (: