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Under the cut, IN INVISO-TEXT, are two things: the answer to the question everyone is asking from last night, and then a huge, huge amount of description of the final episode from someone who saw an advance screening DVD (check the Chicago Tribune to verify that a large number of the DVDs have, indeed, been sent out.)

There is a big bold line under the cut that shows you where to stop highlighting the inviso-text if you only want last night's question answered and nothing more, so don't worry about getting more spoiled than you want to. Though there may be reactions in comments, which I can't control. :)



Starbuck re-appears in the final minutes of the episode, in her Raptor, says that she has found the way to Earth, and she is going to lead everyone there. In other words? NOT DEAD.

STOP highlighting here if you don't want the big honkin' finale spoilers.


Tory, Tigh, Anders, and Chief are (apparently) Cylons. In the finale, all four of them start to hear music that only they can hear. They say that its like a bit of a song heard in childhood but disappears once they begin to get a handle on it. Tori, Tigh, and Anders are having trouble sleeping because of it. Tigh tells Adama about it, but Tigh is acting so unhinged that no one else takes any notice. In the last fifteen minutes, all four of them leave what they're doing (each in a different place on the ship) and congregate in an abandoned room, where they proceed to flip out. Unsurprisingly, Anders and Tigh are angry after all the crap they've been through: Tigh mentions that he's been in wars and fought in the service for over two decades, and Anders says that he can't believe he watched friends die on Caprica, and it's come to this. The Chief is more resigned, and Tory's just freaked out. The Chief's the one who says, finally, "We're Cylons. And we've been from the start."

Anders and Tory are having an affair.

Lee screws Roslin over at Baltar's trial. Unfortunately, I don't know the details here.

Meanwhile, Roslin has a vision: She is in the Opera House (on Kobol) on the top floor, and she sees Hera running down a corridor on the first floor. Roslin starts to run to the staircase that leads to the first floor, and sees Boomer across the way, also on the top floor. They both look at each other, then start running down the stairs after Hera. Hera is running towards this door filled with light, but before she gets there, Six picks her up. Then Roslin comes out of her vision. Roslin and Boomer confront Six, and they all agree that it wasn't a dream, that they were all there in a shared reality. Later, Six and Gaius walk with Hera through the door. They look up and see the Final Five, all bathed in light just as Three saw them. We do not see their faces, which puts a "maybe" spin on Tory, Tigh, Anders, and Chief, because this scene takes place *after* their scene, so if it's true that they are Cylons, there's no reason to hide their faces anymore.

And that's all, folks!


ETA: Checking veracity, but it's looking more and more like these spoilers are true. Here is more on the finale from industry folks who have advance screeners. Everything they say works with these spoilers.



Roush:
Anyone who thinks Starbuck’s ultimate destiny (a phrase repeated so often I sometimes felt I’d stumbled into an episode of Heroes) was to disintegrate into a million little pieces doesn’t know this show. Anyone who can figure out who and what was waiting for her on the other side, and why, is welcome to explain it to me. And I guarantee nobody will be able to predict the twists in the March 25 season finale, which will make you question everything you thought you knew about nearly everyone and everything. My jaw is still smarting from gaping in astonished disbelief.

Tribune:
Q. What were your favorite parts of the two-part season finale?

A. The last two episodes contain some great Saul Tigh scenes (including one with Caprica Six), an intriguing scene involving Laura Roslin (Mary McDonnell), Caprica Six (Tricia Helfer) and Athena (Grace Park), and there is one scene in the finale, which is several minutes long, in which Jamie Bamber hits it so far out of the park that I think the ball landed in another galaxy. In every way, from the plot to the performances to the dialogue to the closing revelations, the season finale is simply enthralling. Kudos to Mark Verheiden and the "Battlestar" writing staff.

Q. Would you like to leave us with a cryptic clue?

A. Why yes, thank you. One final clue – music is a major thread in the last episode of the season.

Date: 2007-03-05 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Raptor? Where'd she get one of those? She was in a Viper.

Anyway, thank you SO much for posting this. I 'quit fandom' (not just this fandom. All of fandom. This is the second time in two months I'd been gut-punched like this) yesterday after this ep, and couldn't find anything telling me if this was final or not one way or another.

Date: 2007-03-05 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Well - I just got notice that this might be someone making shit up - so stay tuned...

Date: 2007-03-05 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
...*sigh*...

I'm going to go deal with crap from work. It's less stressful. :p

Date: 2007-03-05 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Looks like it's all true. Read the ETA.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Sorry - my error - Viper, not Raptor. Lee is out in his Viper, and sees Starbuck in hers.

Date: 2007-03-05 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleversimon.livejournal.com
Gods, I wish I believed even half of this.

Date: 2007-03-05 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Heh. Actually, I'm currently checking veracity. Stay tuned.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Well, it looks like it's all true. Check the ETA.

Oh brother.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleversimon.livejournal.com
I hope Ron Moore brought a flashlight when he climbed up his own ass, that's all I'm saying.

I'm going to start making the popcorn now for the inevitable fandom implosion.

Re: Oh brother.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Heee. If nothing else, it will be entertaining!

"Hi. I'm God."

Date: 2007-03-05 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleversimon.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm just being a cranky fuck. I've got enough residual faith left in the show that I figure even odds they'll pull this off. I am looking forward to the fandom response, though. So much srs bzns!

Date: 2007-03-06 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Marry me.

Where are you located? *g*

:D I have made MOAR BSG macros - they're over at [livejournal.com profile] fan_macros. There are some other fun BSG ones too, as well as Life on Mars and Supernatural. The comm is just starting up.

Date: 2007-03-06 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleversimon.livejournal.com
Oh, clean-shaven, relatively-short-haired Baltar. Were we ever so young?

Date: 2007-03-06 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Ahhh, yes -- the blossom of youth. And crazy.

Date: 2007-03-05 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena4lynn.livejournal.com
Huh. I'm not sure I wanted to know any of that.

Huh. But - if... No! I had this argument with someone today about Adama. It doesn't /quite/ make sense, dammit!

Date: 2007-03-05 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm currently checking veracity. Stay tuned.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena4lynn.livejournal.com
Heh. I will check back. ;)

Date: 2007-03-05 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena4lynn.livejournal.com
But it doesn't make SENSE!

Dammit, PTB, what are you doing to me!

(I need more BSG icons)

Date: 2007-03-05 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
What parts don't make sense?

Date: 2007-03-05 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena4lynn.livejournal.com
The Chief, mainly. Because dude - Chief and Boomer? Their relationship is meaningless if he's a Cylon (although, really I wouldn't put that past writers, they always screw up relationships).

And little what's his face? Nicholas? Is also a half-Cylon baby, which means Hera isn't all that special anymore...

Date: 2007-03-05 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Well, remember, Ron Moore and David Eick said we're going to have to "define what a Cylon is". So really, it could go any way.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena4lynn.livejournal.com
Does that mean little Hera, and little Nicolas are going to have to get married, and create little half-Cylon babies?!

::whimpers:: I love the Chief! I don't want him to be a Cylon!

Date: 2007-03-05 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
I love the Chief! I don't want him to be a Cylon!

But look at Sharon! She's a Cylon and she chose the humans. And we don't know exactly what the Final Five are *anyway*. The Cylons don't talk about them....

Date: 2007-03-05 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athena4lynn.livejournal.com
True. It just makes me whimper.

When I first started watching the show? My favourite "ship" was Boomer/Chief. Then they did the Cylon thing with Boomer, and I never quite got my Boomer love back.

*sniffles melodramatically*

Date: 2007-03-06 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tv-elf.livejournal.com
But the main Cylons don't know what the final 5 look like. Sure, they should probably have a little macro programmed to keep them from pointless relationships. But Boomer's programming was so fracked that her not knowing could be understood.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nestra.livejournal.com
OMG, I will roll my eyes so hard if this is all true.

Quietly. So as not to spoil anyone's fun.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:22 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-05 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com
Wait. Last night's ep? That wasn't the ending to last night's.

Date: 2007-03-05 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
The spoiler regarding last night's ep is just answering the "dead or not dead" question by telling how she returns in the finale.

Date: 2007-03-06 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com
Aaah Okay. That was pretty much my feeling, otherwise it just made no sense.

Date: 2007-03-06 12:00 am (UTC)
ext_3746: Yelena from Transmet, hating you all. (Default)
From: [identity profile] carla-scribbles.livejournal.com
... and oh, lovely, inviso-text doesn't work with style=mine.

Really should have figured that one out for myself.

(But HA! So called it on Chief.)

Date: 2007-03-06 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
inviso-text doesn't work with style=mine

Oh honey NOES!!! I'm so sorry. I hate when I spoil people inadvertently.

Gah.

... can I get you some cake, or something?

Date: 2007-03-06 12:09 am (UTC)
ext_3746: Yelena from Transmet, hating you all. (Default)
From: [identity profile] carla-scribbles.livejournal.com
*shrugs* My stupid fault for not realizing that white text shows up just fine on black. *accepts cake, though*

But, hm. Two of those I kind of already knew (Anders was, um, kind of obvious), one of them is going to be interesting, and... Tory? Seriously? And then one left... huh. Kind of screws with the gender balance, though, doesn't it?

Date: 2007-03-06 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleversimon.livejournal.com
<span style="background: #000 !important; color: #000 !important">Renders foolproof spoiler text!</span>

Just like this!

Date: 2007-03-06 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Oooh! Useful knowledge! Me likey!

Date: 2007-03-06 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleversimon.livejournal.com
It occurs to me only now (drunk; go figure) that all the spaces in the CSS are optional, if you, like me, are from the old, old, make-every-byte-count school of web development. Which is to say:

<span style="background:#000!important;color:#000!important">Snape kills Dumbledore!</span>

Because of 2400 baud modems, OK?

In other news, I like the cut of your jib, and also your happy dolphin icon. Consider yourself ENFRIENDED.

Date: 2007-03-06 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
I like the cut of your jib

IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY! YEAH!

Date: 2007-03-06 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cruelest-month.livejournal.com
I can't think of anything clever to say but I'm perfectly fine with all of that being true. Thank you so much for posting this.

Date: 2007-03-06 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
You are so very welcome. :)

Date: 2007-03-06 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwyn-r.livejournal.com
I smell... sniff, sniff... shark.

Date: 2007-03-06 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Really? I don't sense anything in the waters. What makes you say so?

Date: 2007-03-07 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwyn-r.livejournal.com
I just... I don't even know where to start. The Starbuck thing, fine, but the four cylons? Gag. That characters, especially Chief and Tigh, wouldn't know they were cylons all this time, and Tigh lost a freaking eye... and let's not even go into his history with Adama or his length of service or whatever. Just how long are they now positing that the cylons were seeding Caprica with sleepers?

Oh, just... see, don't get me started. This is the kind of retconning up with which I will not put. I always reserve judgement on spoilers till I see the finished product, but this, if it pans out this way, will lose me for sure.

Date: 2007-03-07 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] southpaw526.livejournal.com
I'm so far behind on BSG it ain't funny, but I SO CALLED TORY. I'm not worried about spoilers, because this show has pulled off things that would define 'jump the shark' on other, lesser shows.

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