tzikeh

I have never been a smoker. I sang professionally for years, I don't have an addictive personality, and I hate the smoke and the smell. During finals week of my senior year of undergrad (1991), I "smoked" one pack of cigarettes, if you can even call it that; I mostly just watched them burn, and flicked the ashes into an ashtray. They were utterly pussy-ass cigarettes, too--Virginia Slims Light Menthol We're-Only-Pretending-To-Be-Cigarettes-You-Complete-Poser. I've never wanted a cigarette since.

Now, sixteen years later, it's grad school finals week, and I want a pack of utterly pussy-ass cigarettes. Of course, I don't have any, so I guess cocoa and Kalhua will have to do. Yummy.