As the great philosopher Oliver Wendell Holmes once said, "Oh, for fuck's sake."

[tzikeh]

Your right to warnings, "appropriate" disclaimers, mealy-mouthed explanations, back-pedaling, proof-of-disapproval-of-fictional-content-in-real-life grovelly doubleplusgood bullshit capitulation ends where my baby-raping, cannibal-dominatrix, non-con RPS twincest pony-fucking boyband red-hot-poker-up-the-ass Bibleslash begins.

IT'S FICTION. Have some goddamned pie and shut the hell up.

Also, fuck you.

Comments

[cleversimon.livejournal.com]

*standing ovation*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking Christ, you know?

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Damn. I wish I was a lesbian so I could be madly in love with you.

[cleversimon.livejournal.com]

I could really go for some pie, though.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

We can write RPS FICTION about our mad love affair!

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Only if there's pie. And pony-fucking boybands.

[amy_vic.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I could really go for some non-con RPS and pie right about now. *g*

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

I really, really love you. Like, to kind of an insane degree.

[sol-se.livejournal.com]

Yes, agreed! I have no idea what this is in response to, but yes. Someone is bitching about having a "right to warnings"? I'll just back away slowly from metafandom, since that seems to be where all the headdesk-ness is seeping from these days. You're one of several people on my flist to have a similar reaction like this to something that was posted.

fiction = fiction. And also, fiction.

[penwiper26.livejournal.com]

Can it be key lime pie? Mmm.

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

::has pie in your honor::

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

mmm...pie.

[brak666.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Pie.

[reginagiraffe]

Piiiiiieee.

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

Best quote I have seen in quite awhile.

And also, pie.

[zephiey.livejournal.com]

*STANDING OVATION*

[lifewithlogan.livejournal.com]

Only a matter of time until someone metaquotes this one.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Best response ever. :-D

[iko.livejournal.com]

*cheers*

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

The only story I've ever read in which I felt the warning was actually necessary?

Involved gun rape. (And was actually brilliant.) Although one could, in fact, make a case that "Cain/Gina, NC-17" is pretty much all the warning anyone who knows the characters would ever need.

(Yes, I can provide a link. As I've said, brilliant. But disturbing as fuck.)

I think warnings are a nice courtesy. I think sometimes it's good to know what you're getting into (in cases where the pairing, rating, and summary don't make that clear enough). But they are not a moral obligation.

[lumenara.livejournal.com]

I heart you.

red-hot-poker-up-the-ass Bibleslash

Is this an Edward II story?

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

*applause*

People just need to put things into perspective.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*grins*

I totally imagine you saying this without taking a breath.

Awesome.

[dargie.livejournal.com]

That was vivid. LOL