Best ignorant live on air vocabulary choice EVER!!!

[tzikeh]

You're just gonna have to trust me on this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE Honest. Trust me. Trust me. It's 27 seconds. Just watch. (It's a clip from FOX News but it is in no way political.) YouTube summary: Fox News in Detroit featured a segment called "The Love Doctor" that focused on the relationship between President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. I can't even, you guys. I mean. We all know where she was going, BUT SHE WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. (Icon so inappropriate) I CAN'T EVEN!

ETA: This is what comes of being in school again--apparently this made the rounds like, three days ago. Ah well! IT'S NEW TO ME!!

And to make up for showing you something you've already seen:

Comments

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Oh for the love of God.

...do they have a recommended lube for that sort of thing?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

DUDE, RULE 34. *weeps*

[amy_vic.livejournal.com]

If that is how they are comfortable expressing their love for one another, I am not one to judge.

(Except for how I judge Fox News for being full of morons. I mean, you don't *think* before you speak?)

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

It's not that they don't think--honest to God. It's like, you know when a joke shows up in a show you watch and you think "No way did they just say that", and the reason it got in is that the censors just simply didn't GET it? I am 100% certain that woman had no idea that "fisting" meant what it means.

I'm sure she does now.

[amy_vic.livejournal.com]

I have nothing witty to say in response, because I am too busy 'Awwwww'ing all over the place that those pictures, which I have never seen before. Well, okay, mostly just the first one; the second one is more like, "...hot damn." Because I am shallow like a kiddie pool.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

So, so hot. I imagine there will be icons tomorrow. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_abulafia/]

I think the other woman got what it meant, though. The awkward laugh.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_abulafia/]

Also, great pictures! Are they part of a set.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I get all the good Obama photos at obama_daily.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

I JUST WANT TO DRAW SPARKLY PINK HEARTS ALL OVER THAT PICTURE!!!!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

INORITE??

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

O.o

In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya: "I do not think that word means what you think it means."

Great pix, though. :D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

They are a very... photogenic couple, aren't they.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I ship them so hard! They are so adorable!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I am fangirling the First Couple. There is so much wrong in that.

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

OMG SUIT JACKET!

♥♥♥

[greywingnut.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

Look out, folks. There's a real man in the White House again.

We have a president again.

Also... pic 1 is too wonderful for words.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

They are the cutest cute thing that was ever cute. I don't get it.

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Okay, see...*I* hadn't seen that clip either, so thanks for the link.

*cackles like a twelve year old*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Unbelievable. I actually kind of hope they heard about it, because you just KNOW they'd be laughing insanely.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

I love how in that first pic everyone is all "la la la, I'm totally not paying attention to the fact that the President and the First Lady are going to make out.

[grace-om.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's exactly how I saw it too, with the possible addition of "again!" They look like kids coming home from prom :-D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Ahahah that's what I said. They are the Prom King and Queen!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY. OMG how can they be so cute and he is so in love with her and omg omg omg! They are Prom King and Queen of the Whole Universe.

[klia.livejournal.com]

I hadn't heard about or seen that clip, so thanks. Kind of mind-boggling that a PhD and 20-year "expert" on marriage/relationships could make such a huge gaffe and not even realize. Oh, btw, the Fox News graphic has her name spelled wrong, too (it's Orbuch, not Orbach). *rolls eyes*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Oh, Fox News. Never stop.

[klia.livejournal.com]

*stomp stomp stomp*

[xenacryst.livejournal.com]

They do what? TMI!!!!

Also, what alternate universe am I in that has brought class, style, and humor to the White House in addition to ethics, integrity, and accountability?

Pinch me?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

*pinches you*

[klia.livejournal.com]

Not to mention a married couple who actually has sex -- with each other. *cue rimshot*

[very-improbable.livejournal.com]

Oh my gaw. The Obamas are...um.

Yeah.

*stares*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Pretty much.

*stares more*

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

Oh, the pictures. Oh love.

Barack/Michelle OTP!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

One True President?

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

OMG that was new to me, too! AHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you! :D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

It's simply unbelievable... but, it's FOX News, so I guess that's par for the course.

[deejay.livejournal.com]

*sporfles over her oatmeal*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Too right!

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Oh holy GUH.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yah, pretty much. I'm making an icon of his face and hands in the second one to pair up with my Bartlet "Guh to the Chief".