To: John Travolta

[tzikeh]

Re: Your rumored schism with the Church of Scientology

Sir? EVERYONE KNOWS. I promise. The PCoS isn't going to be shattering anyone's worldview by revealing that you're gay in "retaliation" if you were to leave the fold.

That whole "seeing a doctor who believes autism is real, and not something you can cure with vitamins" probably looks a whole lot clearer in hindsight now that your son is dead, doesn't it?

I'm especially fond of how, in the midst of your grief, the Church interrogated you and your wife about whether your "negative energy" might have caused your son's death.

Take what's left of your family and GET THE FUCK AWAY from these horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE people. You've suffered enough at their hands.

--me