Caption Contest Time!

[tzikeh]

Frankly, I think nothing can anyone says can come close to the pure WTFery of the picture, but gimme your best shot. Best captioneer gets... uh... something. A vicodin. A unicorn of their very own. A date with Stalin.

I got nothin'.

Or, if you've got no caption, try to Apples to Apples it. Tell me the story of how the several elements of the picture related.



ETA: Oh holy crap there are more naked-Obama-avec-unicorn paintings.

In a MILLION YEARS, would someone have painted a white President and First Lady naked?

(Okay, breathe, stay focused, channel your rage into captioning the Stalin/Obama/Unicorn/House IDEK....)

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[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

"Thanks for the drugs, House. Being in this painting is giving me a headache."