Even the Power Of the WTF Of House's House Of WTF isn't enough WTF for this

[tzikeh]

WTF?

No seriously, what the fuck is this? I mean, I know what it *is*, sort of -- some racing game for... what, Wii? XBox? Something? I think it's a parody. I don't think it's a real game. And I can't decide if I hope it's a parody or not.

But.... I....

If you can't view embedded YouTube, you can watch it here (it asks you to verify that you're fourteen years old, or something).

Here's the summary:

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road.

I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS IN COMMENTS, EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST MAKING THEM UP.

Comments

[nestra.livejournal.com]

The Ambiguously Gay Duo never die, they just get gayer?

[pocketmouse]

THE KING OF ALL COSMOS HEARD YOU LIKE ROADS, SO HE THOUGHT HE'D PUT A ROAD IN YOUR ROAD SO YOU CAN ROAD WHILE YOU ROAD.

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.

[dorinda.livejournal.com]

Tzikeh, honey, time to get up, you'll be late for school...

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

That is the greatest use of build I have seen in awhile. It just gets more and more WTF. Amazing.

[ginamak.livejournal.com]

All I know is Ace and Gary better get a lawyer.

ETA: OH LORDY THERE IS A REASON FOR THIS: http://www.towleroad.com/2009/08/watch-the-gayest-racing-video-game-ever.html

[reginagiraffe]

I...

*mouth works uselessly for a moment*

I got nothin'.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

I need an icon that just says "This should be a yuletide fandom." Imagine that I have one and that I'm using it. :D

(Of course the one I have right now works too.)

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Okay, hold me to this, livia - this weekend, I am going to make a few "This should be a Yuletide fandom" icons. Because we need to use them.

Also we should encourage people to bookmark/delicious things they see around the web as "this-should-be-a-Yuletide-fandom" so we can come back to them in October and pimp them out.

[eofs.livejournal.com]

Ambiguous?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

They evolve into cyborgs? It's the *other* spinoff of BSG, starringgGay, bodybuilder skinjobs?

OMG nestra *what*.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

omg if I had dreamed this I would walk down to the first mental health facility I could find and demand to be admitted.

Or I'd avoid ever ordering again from wherever I'd had dinner from the night before.

(pssst you might want icons and if you do I know someone who can make you some....)

Edited because "faculty" and "facility" are different words with different meanings and also the first is possibly a Freudian slip.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

OMG of *course* it's from Japan; how could it possibly be from anywhere else? The clues are all right there in front of us, and we totally missed them.

(What disturbs me is, now that I know it's for real, I still can't decide if that's good.)

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

SO YOU CAN GAY WHILE YOU GAY.

omg.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Okay, clue me in. What is build, and why is it doing this to me?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Auto-EROTIC-bots?

[pocketmouse]

Road rash instead of beard burn?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much.

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

I just mean build in the sense that it starts off with a guy in a steamroller and then it builds to two guys in tighty-whities, uh, 'racing.' And then it builds to what appears to be a dick-pull to make the bottom guy go faster. And then when you think it can't get any more WTF, one guy takes off his underwear and there's a FACE THERE. And then they explode.

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

Clearly this is part of that "gay agenda" everyone is so afraid of. You know, "Get milk, take the dog to the vet, pay the bills, promote that ride-your-boyfriend-like-a-motorcycle game to small children to swing them over to the dark side."

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

Okay, I admit, I made my explanation based on the copy, on account of I didn't click to play the video. But I suppose there must have, you know, been that sort of Transformer as well as the cars and trucks and backhoes and whatnot.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

AH! I thought perhaps "build" was a new computer animation progam, using all lower-case letters to be "hip."

You just mean dramatic build. This I can handle. Er. Such as it is.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so, you probably figured that I'm posting this at metaquotes, right?

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but... sure. :) I don't think that's ever happened to me before. :)

[aurora]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH??