Even the Power Of the WTF Of House's House Of WTF isn't enough WTF for this

[tzikeh]

WTF?

No seriously, what the fuck is this? I mean, I know what it *is*, sort of -- some racing game for... what, Wii? XBox? Something? I think it's a parody. I don't think it's a real game. And I can't decide if I hope it's a parody or not.

But.... I....

If you can't view embedded YouTube, you can watch it here (it asks you to verify that you're fourteen years old, or something).

Here's the summary:

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road.

I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS IN COMMENTS, EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST MAKING THEM UP.

Comments

[nestra.livejournal.com]

The Ambiguously Gay Duo never die, they just get gayer?

[eofs.livejournal.com]

Ambiguous?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

They evolve into cyborgs? It's the *other* spinoff of BSG, starringgGay, bodybuilder skinjobs?

OMG nestra *what*.

[pocketmouse]

THE KING OF ALL COSMOS HEARD YOU LIKE ROADS, SO HE THOUGHT HE'D PUT A ROAD IN YOUR ROAD SO YOU CAN ROAD WHILE YOU ROAD.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

SO YOU CAN GAY WHILE YOU GAY.

omg.

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Auto-EROTIC-bots?

[dorinda.livejournal.com]

Tzikeh, honey, time to get up, you'll be late for school...

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

omg if I had dreamed this I would walk down to the first mental health facility I could find and demand to be admitted.

Or I'd avoid ever ordering again from wherever I'd had dinner from the night before.

(pssst you might want icons and if you do I know someone who can make you some....)

Edited because "faculty" and "facility" are different words with different meanings and also the first is possibly a Freudian slip.

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

That is the greatest use of build I have seen in awhile. It just gets more and more WTF. Amazing.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Okay, clue me in. What is build, and why is it doing this to me?

[ginamak.livejournal.com]

All I know is Ace and Gary better get a lawyer.

ETA: OH LORDY THERE IS A REASON FOR THIS: http://www.towleroad.com/2009/08/watch-the-gayest-racing-video-game-ever.html

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

OMG of *course* it's from Japan; how could it possibly be from anywhere else? The clues are all right there in front of us, and we totally missed them.

(What disturbs me is, now that I know it's for real, I still can't decide if that's good.)

[reginagiraffe]

I...

*mouth works uselessly for a moment*

I got nothin'.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

I need an icon that just says "This should be a yuletide fandom." Imagine that I have one and that I'm using it. :D

(Of course the one I have right now works too.)

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Okay, hold me to this, livia - this weekend, I am going to make a few "This should be a Yuletide fandom" icons. Because we need to use them.

Also we should encourage people to bookmark/delicious things they see around the web as "this-should-be-a-Yuletide-fandom" so we can come back to them in October and pimp them out.

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

Clearly this is part of that "gay agenda" everyone is so afraid of. You know, "Get milk, take the dog to the vet, pay the bills, promote that ride-your-boyfriend-like-a-motorcycle game to small children to swing them over to the dark side."

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so, you probably figured that I'm posting this at metaquotes, right?

[aurora]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH??

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

THIS IS MY QUESTION!

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

... I know the Kinsey scale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale) only goes up to six, but I think this is an eight at least.

[morgan-lowri.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's a ten. Possibly 10+1. And that doesn't even make sense. But I had to add in the babycrotch somehow.

[tyndall-blue.livejournal.com]

Here from metaquotes:

It's not a real game. Right now in Japan there is a public meme about a certain US Gay Porn Star (as in, there are action figures of him right now). This was originally a clip from an actual game that someone remade with that gay porn star. Confused the fuck out of me too at first.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

The Japanese have gay-porn-star action figures?

And how... what the hell did the *original* clip have, if not gay porn stars?

[ojuzu.livejournal.com]

What.

WHAT.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

AND WHY IS 'Mikku Miku ni Shitte Ageru' PLAYING OVER IT?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I. Don't. Know.

[hubbit.livejournal.com]

Two super-buffed gentlemen wielding pectoral development wheels take on a Transformer and win by giving birth to a baby that shoots pink lasers that navigate road curves to decimate the biped steamroller before rejoining his two dads whereupon they ride off into the amused gaze of the Heavenly Baby of Approval. Ta-da!

ETA: My wife caught this from a distance and came over to watch. Her comment was along the lines of "It's not fair. Somebody actually developed this and...animated this...Teletubbies Porn Nightmare...and Michael Jackson is still dead! It's just not fair!"

I <3 my wife. :D

[jovial-kitten.livejournal.com]

lol thank god I'm not the only one that noticed the teletubbie heavenly baby sun thing. It came at the right moment too because I was mind-boggled over how this could be real and be from earth.

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

The video is indeed the WTFest WTF to ever WTF however the comment stream you have generated is priceless! ;D

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I, uh...

So at first I'm all, "Okay, gay environmentalists vs. Transformer-Park Rangers, sure, fine..."

And then the guy took off his jock, and now I just don't know anymore.

[(Anonymous)]

It's like a Big Gay Mr. Sparkle.

-p
(that is, Laura Shaprio's P.)

[subversivecynic.livejournal.com]

my wtf-ing caught hubby's ear. his response: it's simple, it's an allegory about communism.

here from metaquotes

[nessreader.livejournal.com]

Explanation:

Um


ah

*wait I'm thinking*

it's a parable.. about the.. evolution of vehicular technology in a more designer-biological world? And the tellytubbie, er, I have no flaming idea.

But thank you so much for posting - I need to pass this link along.

Re: here from metaquotes

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Pass it along all you like! SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION!