Theory posited in Doctor Who author chat:

[tzikeh]

The reason that Carly Simon will never reveal the real subject of the song "You're So Vain" is that no one would believe she'd had a relationship with an immortal omnisexual from the 51st century. (Bonus trivia: Warren Beatty, commonly believed to be the subject of the song, actually *helped write* the song, having also slept with said immortal omnisexual from the 51st century.)

Discuss.

Comments

[lapislaz.livejournal.com]

Discuss, hell! Churches have been started with less justification. You be High Priestess, I'll be Chief Accountant, we'll be richer than L. Ron in no time.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! I love it.

[azriona.livejournal.com]

You'll need an infomercial. Or a half-hour weekly show in which to preach to the masses.

[lapislaz.livejournal.com]

True! You've just been appointed Chief of Communications. Go for it.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

This makes as much sense to me as anything else, and more sense than many things I have seen on Torchwood or Dr Who.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

more sense than many things I have seen on Torchwood or Dr Who.

QFMFT.

[moonpupy.livejournal.com]

Now that you know the truth, we're going to have to kill you.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

*hides under Cloak of Invisibil... oh, wait, wrong fandom*

*rustles through Fil-O-Fandom*

*programs Vortex Manipulator; vanishes*

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I like it!