Is it October yet?

[tzikeh]

merryish: I've decided I want to move tomorrow.
tzikeh: heee. I want that too.
tzikeh: I will teach you French and sign language and you will teach me how to be a Cool Kid in Fandom.
merryish: I don't think anybody needs to teach you that. =)
tzikeh: but you - you are able to respond to the morons with force and gusto. I just smack them.
merryish: and I can already do the alphabet!
tzikeh: alphabet! In French, or sign language?
merryish: possibly both, actually. I had a class in French for half a year in sixth grade. What do I remember....
tzikeh: colors? animals?
merryish: nope, apparently nothing. well, not true
merryish: I vaguely remember where I sat.
tzikeh: ROFL
merryish: :: grin ::
tzikeh: and Italian too.
merryish: why do you not work for the UN?
tzikeh: because... ew, government?
merryish: but you could mistranslate!
tzikeh: and I couldn't possibly keep any secrets. They'd fire my ass.
merryish: "I am now going to go to war with your country." tzikeh: "What a fabulous hat!"
tzikeh: ROFLMAO

Comments

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

You'd fit right in at the UN. Nobody keeps secrets.