Le Cri de Combat, and other merde.

[tzikeh]

Battle Cry, lj-name:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Battle Cry, real name:
"I'm going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!!"

I guess those are okay, in a strike-fear-into-the-hearts-of-your-friends-and-neighbors kind of way. Still, it's much more likely that my battle cry would be something like "Oh my God if you change the content of this website one more freaking time I'm coming down to the editing rooms and beating you to death with an Avid!", or possibly "I ordered crispy fries! CRISPY!".

Comments

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

HAMburger. With CHEESE! And BACON!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

:dies:

I'm going to make you a bacon-cheeseburger icon. For days when you feel like EVERYONE IS STUPID.

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

I would LOVE an icon for the Battle of Carl's Jr. That would be the coolest of cool things ever and I would go around pointing to it and going "look, look!". It's too bad though that we can have soundbites, and merryish and astolat bellowing commands while I whimper in the background. ;-)

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Your battle cry should be:I will smite you down like the gods! With pancakes!