Treadmill with toy surprise inside!

[tzikeh]

My treadmill was delivered today! It's a Sole F63, and it's completely awesome and it has a book-rest thingy and has blinky lights and goes ding when there's stuff. It's got all these super-high-tech accessories, like the "Sole LS Calibration Insertion Clips" and the "Sole Magnetic Socket Bolt Safety Key" and the "Sole Integrated PulseTronic Transmitter-Receiver Heart-Rate Monitor," which has these grooved electrode pads on a strap that goes around your chest. The instructions say that you have to moisten it for it to work properly, but it *also* says that it's completely water-proof. So, obviously, you don't moisten it with water.

 

LUBE has no need for your paltry modifiers. LUBE stands alone.

Comments

[zulu]

*guffaws* Good to know that you're treating your equipement just right, tzi!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

It just says LUBE. I can't get over it.

[par-avion.livejournal.com]

Heh. If you run out of lube, I was hooked up to a heart monitor recently and they used a tiny bit of aloe-vera gel (the clear kind, not the green kind).

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

But it's like... it's just LUBE. LUBE. No brand name, no ingredients, no... LUBE. Here is some LUBE. I just...

I can't get over it. I'm still laughing and it's been HOURS.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

*spits out wine*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I think it needs to be an icon, don't you? Just...

LUBE.

[hubbit.livejournal.com]

Or a GQMF poster.

"Is that some goddamn LUBE? Fuck yes, it is! Goddamn look at that motherfucking unpretentious LUBE! It needs NO QUALIFIERS, it's just fucking goddamn LUBE motherfucker! JESUS H. CHRIST IN YOUR ROLODEX, THINK OF WHAT YOU CAN LUBE WITH YOUR LUBE! THAT'S RIGHT LUBE IS A VERB AS WELL AS A NOUN, WHICH MAKES IT DOUBLY FUCKTASTICALLY AWESOME!"

[xebgoc.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! reminds me of a friend from college who always wanted to open a restaurant called "eat" - does what it says on the box, no muss no fuss.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Though I suppose with LUBE, you get a little muss. And probably a little fuss.

[vickita.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking about the person who works for Sole who arranged for this little giftie to be included in the package. Do you think he/she walked around the office for a couple of hours, showing the sample to all of his/her friends?

Because I totally would.

[lorelaisquared.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Best generic labeling EVER

[papilio-luna.livejournal.com]

I can't stop snickering over this.

That picture needs to be made into an icon, for use when butthurt is espied.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Omg yes - Here is some LUBE for your butthurt.

[ignazwisdom.livejournal.com]

Uh ... I ... would not use that for anything but its intended purpose.

[zephiey.livejournal.com]

At least there is no way to mistake what it is used for. Short and concise it is. And at least it was spelled correctly, trust me this is not always the case.

[the-shoshanna.livejournal.com]

Well, but SOLE LUBE would give you hairy palms, right?