Why does my brain do things like this.

[tzikeh]

YOU ARE STANDING ON A SOUNDSTAGE.

>LOOK
THERE IS A POORLY PAINTED BACKDROP HERE.
THERE IS A RIDICULOUS-LOOKING BAND HERE.

>INVENTORY
YOU ARE WEARING A BRA MADE OF FAKE ANIMAL SKIN.
YOU ARE WEARING A MICROMINISKIRT MADE OF FAKE ANIMAL SKIN.
YOU HAVE VERY BAD HAIR.

>DANCE
YOU DANCE WITH STUPID CHOREOGRAPHY.

>FUCK YOU
DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?

>OPEN
OPEN WHAT?

>OPEN DOOR
THERE IS NO DOOR HERE.

>OPEN DOOR USING STUPID CHOREOGRAPHY
YOU OPEN THE DOOR.

>GET
GET WHAT?

>GET FLOOR
YOU CANNOT GET THE FLOOR. IT IS TOO BIG. ALSO, IT IS NAILED DOWN.

>GET ON THE FLOOR
THERE IS NO "ON THE FLOOR" HERE.

>GET. ON. THE. FLOOR.
FINE, FINE.
YOU GET ON THE FLOOR.

>WALK THE DINOSAUR
THERE IS NO DINOSAUR HERE.

>I WILL UNINSTALL YOU
OKAY! GEEZ!
YOU WALK THE DINOSAUR.

>DANCE
YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE DINOSAUR.

>FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED A FREAKING DINOSAUR, ASSHOLE.

Comments

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming your subject line is rhetorical? Because I'm laughing too hard to answer it properly. Which I believe constitutes an answer in and of itself.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

:D

Man, IDEK. What the hell.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Also, I now have that song running through my head (and I didn't even bother to click through to the video, because I still remember what it looks like lo, these twenty-odd years later).

I may have to kill you.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault! My brain was acting entirely independently!

(Boom. Boom. Acka-lacka-lacka-boom.)

[klia.livejournal.com]

Because... you're you? :D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Seriously. What.

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

Is this based on Zork, by any chance? :-D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I would think that was relatively obvious, yea :D

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

Well, there were several games like that, and it's been a long time since I played any of them. :-D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Zork is the original. Accept no substitutes.

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

I had a game called "Cut Throats" and it had a bug so that if you typed, "Go North", you could not go South. Or SW, SE, NE, NW, East or West. Baaah. I gave up on it. Stupid game.

The original Quest for Glory games were pretty funny too, if you typed in different things, now that I think about it. :D

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your brain must be a pretty awesome place to be!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I don't know.

[grace-om.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

:D

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

I love you a lot.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

YAY! And I love you too!

[tricksterquinn.livejournal.com]

Now I have watched the video and I am VERY DISTURBED WOW.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

The 80s were FREAKING WEIRD, man.

[tricksterquinn.livejournal.com]

Was everyone just on drugs ALL THE TIME?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, they were.

[tricksterquinn.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well in that case I feel much less confused!

[cereta.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

:D Thought you might appreciate.

[xenacryst.livejournal.com]

SNRK