Why using the spellcheck feature simply isn't enough.

[tzikeh]

Dear Sherlock fanfiction author I will not name:

I understand how John Watson could get lost in the Afghan dessert (heck, a good orange-saffron Halwa can distract me for hours), but I'm almost certain he wouldn't be able to save the life of a soldier whose leg had been shredded by a land mime. Land mimes are just too deadly. Silent, but deadly.

Comments

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

bwa!!!!!!!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yes. :D

[elynross.livejournal.com]

I'm now envisioning a Special Ops force composed entirely of mimes....

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I was wondering about that, too. The main obstacle is that black turtleneck/pants and white facepaint aren't good for camouflage anywhere, really.

Maybe if they were trying to hide in an F.W. Murnau film....

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Um. Wow.

Perhaps a land mine that malfunctioned?

ETA: HA! So much for my reading comprehension...

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Probably stuck in that invisible box.

[kirbyfest.livejournal.com]

Or endlessly going down stairs.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Forever walking into a wind *just strong enough* to keep them in place.

[bentleywg.livejournal.com]

Land mimes are just too deadly. Silent, but deadly.

*snicker*

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

Land mimes are just too deadly. Silent, but deadly.

I love you.

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[ipstenu.livejournal.com]

That's one way to think outside the box, I suppose.

[deepbluemermaid.livejournal.com]

Oh, those are beautiful mistakes. And you win an internet for "Silent, but deadly"!

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

Land mimes are deadly and silent
They're also unspeakably violent
They speak Japanese
They do whatever they please...


...no, wait, that's ninjas, nevermind.

[touchthesky.livejournal.com]

I'm going with Freudian typo on that one.

[klia.livejournal.com]

Oy.

[heresluck]

Ahahahaha oh god.

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I just can't pass up a chance to link to this:

Taylor Mali's "The The Impotence of Proofreading"

[the-shoshanna.livejournal.com]

OY.

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Sea-mimes, on the other hand... *insert your own Jacques Cousteau joke here*

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Land mimes are just too deadly. Silent, but deadly.

*laughing forever*

[irisbleufic.livejournal.com]

Bwahah! Oh my. I'm sure I haven't read that one yet, but when I find it, I'll laugh twice as hard now.

[terrie01.livejournal.com]

Also illustrated here (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/20030329.html).