Time for the annual stupid Rosh Hashanah-and-China-and-math-and-Christmas joke.

[tzikeh]

According to the Jewish calendar, it is 5771. But according to the Chinese calendar, it is 4707. This means that, for 1064 years, the Jews had to go without Chinese food. Thank goodness Jesus didn't come along until about 2,000 years ago, or Jewish people would have had nothing to eat on his birthday.

As you can see from my icon, Wilson LOVES that joke.

I'm here all week.

Comments

[azriona.livejournal.com]

*headsdesk*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[mirandir.livejournal.com]

Your tour in the Catskills was legendary. I've never seen such a successful integration of pitchforks into an act.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

The Hebrew Hayseed - a classic.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Okay, I love that. And I just told it to the people in my office...at a synagogue. They laughed...and started emailing it to their colleagues elsewhere.

You've made an impression.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Always glad to help the Jewish people have a laugh, especially since, as you know, there just aren't any funny Jews.

[cereta.livejournal.com]

But how is the veal?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Kosher.

[mhaithaca.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, veal.

Hey, tzikeh, I hope you don't mind my swiping your brilliance. With attribution, of course.

Happy new year!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Enjoy! No need to credit; some version of this joke or other has been around for years.

[ramblinsuze.livejournal.com]

*rimshot*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Instant Rimshot, for all your rimshot needs!

[slb44.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

:D

[chalcedony.livejournal.com]

At the end of a long day of teaching, you made me smile. Thanks!

[latxcvi.livejournal.com]

That joke's always been kind of adorable.

[irisbleufic.livejournal.com]

*grins behind hand*