Sides hurt from laughing. Send help.

[tzikeh]

I don't know if this is genuinely hilarious, or if sleep deprivation has got the best of me, but OMG, there are tears in my eyes. I have absolutely no context for where this...macro?...came from--I don't know who made it, or why. And really, I think that makes it even funnier. I sense that you will either wonder what the hell is wrong with me, or crack up so hard that people will come from other rooms to see why you are dying.

Comments

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I got to FEWT and then lost it completely :D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

It's totally inexplicable as to why this is funny! And everyone seems to have a different place where it goes from "hee" to DYING.

FEWT is pretty awesome. I was giggling more and more up til BURSL PROTS, and then it was all over.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

You know what it is for me? I'm picturing someone standing over each item of food, proclaiming what it is. So in my head there's the bowl of fruit, and there's a guy right there BEAMING PROUDLY as he declares, "FEWT!" like he invented it or something.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing someone standing over each item of food, proclaiming what it is

"And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field, and fewt, and bursl prots...."

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

SPOGOOTER

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

SPEGY N MERBLS

[reginagiraffe]

I find it interesting that it's not SPOGOOTER N MERBLS. But it's really not, is it?

Edited to clarify: I mean, SPOGOOTER is funny and SPEGY N MERBLS is funny but SPOGOOTER N MERBLS isn't as funny. Weird.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Oh I totally know what you mean. Somehow it's the rhythm of the sounds and they way they combine, like - SPOGOOTER is funny on its own, but if it had been combined with MERBLS then the rhythm would have been too close to the regular rhythm, plus there's an "R" in MERBLS and in SPOGOOTER, which becomes repetitious, so you need SPEGY because it doesn't have one...

I DONT KNOW! YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN HUMOR! DEAD FROGS! MORK!