So, I saw Jane Eyre yesterday.
Recipe:
1) Cast the perfect Jane (Mia Wasikowska ILU).
2) Fuck up the rest of the movie by removing any and all instances of joy, leaving only the dreary parts;
don't explain (or totally eliminate) important parts of the story;
give other parts of the story explanations that are entirely NOT the explanations in the book;
spend half of the film's two hours showing characters wandering alone, looking around wistfully/apprehensively at nothing in particular, and saying nothing at all.
Bleh. I have no idea why so many reviews are giving it above-average marks. Wasikowska deserved a better adaptation.
A poll!
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In conclusion: Jane Eyre FTW! \o/
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Date: 2011-04-17 10:50 pm (UTC)...and it may in fact be the only movie adaptation of Jane Eyre I've ever seen, now that I think about it. Huh.
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Date: 2011-04-18 12:24 am (UTC)Oh my God that is the best thing ever.