...and there was nobody left to speak.

[tzikeh]

First they came for The Wild, Wild West, to make a feature film thereof, and even though I spoke up, it did no good, and they utterly destroyed it.

And then they came for I, Spy, to make a feature film thereof, and even though I spoke up, it did no good, and they utterly destroyed it.

Now they've come for The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

If Owen Wilson winds up cast as "Illya Kullyakin" (sic), y'all will be character witnesses at my felony murder trial, right?