...and there was nobody left to speak.

[tzikeh]

First they came for The Wild, Wild West, to make a feature film thereof, and even though I spoke up, it did no good, and they utterly destroyed it.

And then they came for I, Spy, to make a feature film thereof, and even though I spoke up, it did no good, and they utterly destroyed it.

Now they've come for The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

If Owen Wilson winds up cast as "Illya Kullyakin" (sic), y'all will be character witnesses at my felony murder trial, right?

Comments

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Starsky and Hutch. Complete with Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear.

Or maybe you did want to forget, and I've just ruined that. Sorry.

[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what she said! Complete with Owen Wilson as the "renegade, rule-breaking" Hutch.

::weeps::

[aerye.livejournal.com]

Sure. Unless I'm charged as a co-conspirator.

Aarrrggghhhh!

[loreleif.livejournal.com]

What _aerye_ said.

Jesus, people, why don't you ruin your own damn stupid ideas, instead of fucking with good ones?

ACK!

[beeej.livejournal.com]

This is a frighteningly bad idea! They just keep screwing with all of my most cherished childhood memories!

[barbary-coast.livejournal.com]

I guess it would be pointless to ask if you were kidding, right?

Sigh.

This is such a staggeringly bad idea.

And Owen Wilson will probably be cast as Napoleon. Will Smith will be cast as Illya. Madonna will play Waverly. The Ollson Twins will make a 'special' cameo appearance as the Girl From Uncle (portrayed as Siamese Twins, since this is obviously acceptable to point fun at in the movies these days). Oh, and Benji will appear as Krypto, for no real apparent reason.

[amorettea.livejournal.com]

Can you spell dreadful? Did anyone see the incredibly BAD version of "The Avengers?" Shudder. Oh, well. Norman Felton is a lovely old guy and maybe he will get a buck or two out of this. Years ago, I edited a straight naughty MFU zine and he got a copy and sent me my own personalized UNCLE card. I was in charge of a new department. . .rest and recreation. Heheheheh.

Yeah, Will smith as Napoleon Solo and Jackie Chan as Eya Kura Chin. Bleargh!

Amorett

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

Aaargh.

I so do not want to know.

But I know I'll end up finding out all about it anyway.

Mommy, mommy, tell me again how Tzikeh saved Napoleon and Illya from the evil remake

[ano-mea.livejournal.com]

y'all will be character witnesses at my felony murder trial, right?

Felony? A medal would be more fitting, don't you think?

Coming up next: 'The Night of the Inevitable Hell Complete with Hula Skirts'

[deejay.livejournal.com]

And a recent announcement is that the threatened 'Hawaii Five-O' movie has just gotten the go-ahead with Harrison Ford (hmmm...) or Ben Affleck (gawd help us) in consideration as 'Steve McGarrett' and an unknown search for 'Danno,' and the original 'Danno,' James MacArthur, cameoing as 'The Governor'.

Pardon me whilst I crawl over to the corner and cringe now...