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tzikehThis is a fun little meme!
Four of these things are true. One isn't. Take your best guess....
1) I burned a hole in my forehead with a soldering gun.
2) I drove through four states to buy a single piece of costuming fabric.
3) I saw the same Broadway play 14 different times in a four-month period.
4) I ate dog biscuits as my primary snack food for a period of several months.
5) I mailed some of my skin to Jesse Helms.
Four of these things are true. One isn't. Take your best guess....
1) I burned a hole in my forehead with a soldering gun.
2) I drove through four states to buy a single piece of costuming fabric.
3) I saw the same Broadway play 14 different times in a four-month period.
4) I ate dog biscuits as my primary snack food for a period of several months.
5) I mailed some of my skin to Jesse Helms.
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Date: 2003-10-04 11:53 pm (UTC)I'd guess #5. If I'm wrong...why did you mail skin to Jesse Helms?
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Date: 2003-10-05 03:01 am (UTC)I'm assuming the skin was either a poliitical statement or and accident.
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Date: 2003-10-05 07:49 pm (UTC)please tell me it wasn't the emergency room for you
Date: 2003-10-05 03:20 am (UTC)#4 is just another of those boring college student things you just have to live through, along with the brown rice and oatmeal. Blech.
#3 was of course true, because the S.O. of those months was *in* the play, and you had to either a)run the light board, 2) repair ripped costumes 3)prompt 4)understudy, or 5) all of the above.
#2 is a corollary of #3, right? Where *else* were you supposed to find the stuff after the actors had ruined all the pre-dyed stock you had left?? C'mon, folks, focus here.
#1 is the least likely, in my view. No experienced fan/costumer burns themself with a soldering gun any more. That's the job of the computer and electrical geeks putting together the bleeping (literally)props. Now, glue gun--then I'd believe you. Uh oh, wait, now, if the geeks flaked on you, and you had to solder the whole motherboard into the sword *yourself*, yeah, I can see where it might happen. But you're too experienced to let them get away with eating all the pizza and then disappearing for three days at the gaming convention and then the electronics show across town, aren't you?
Aren't you?
Oh dear.
Aww, c'mon, tell me it's not true...
Re: please tell me it wasn't the emergency room for you
Date: 2003-10-05 07:50 pm (UTC)Second of all - wow, an in-depth exploration of some alternate universe in which you've created a whole life-story for me! This is great!
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Date: 2003-10-05 11:23 am (UTC)I don't know for sure though. When will you tell us?
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Date: 2003-10-05 07:37 pm (UTC)number 3?
Date: 2003-10-05 03:14 pm (UTC)If 5 is true, are you going to share details?
Re: number 3?
Date: 2003-10-05 07:38 pm (UTC)no subject
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