It's come to this.

[tzikeh]

LJ has slowly become something to do when I'm bored more than a place to share insights or ask questions. I'm going to try to rectify this in the coming weeks.

In the meantime,

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot

Nutmeg Vancouver


SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied

Pookie Maplewood (Wow, that works.)


"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name

J. Ro (From The Scooby-Doo Hip-Hop Mystery Hour, obviously)


DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen

Ghirardelli Windex (That's just dreadful)


GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School

Bunny Northwestern


BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink

Chips Daiquiri (Oh, I like this more for a hard-boiled kinda thing - Chips Daiquiri, Private Eye)


SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived

None Cobane (so I guess it would just be "Cobane", like Cher or Pink)


PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On

Queenie Harding Drive (That RULES)


ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity

Java Jackman

Comments

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

My porn star alias is Shorty Dupont which sound more like a bookie. Shorty would be an unfortunate name for a porn star.

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

I love these and I'm trying to distract myself. I can't do all of them (honestly, I couldn't begin to tell you the name of the first street where I lived, as I was about 3 when we moved), but I like the fact that I came up with "Trudy Saratoga" for my porn star name (actually, I could be Chips Daquiri's dame in his/her hardboiled detective novel, too!) and "C. Fi" (I choose to pronounce that with a long i) for my "Fly Girl" alias. My socialite name would work if it was with the name of my birthplace, as that would make me "Pixie Lafayette" (I am actually still, upon occasion, called "Pixie Christy" by my mother), but works less well with "Pixie Jeffersonville."

And I like "None Cobane"! I think more people should be named None. Very nihilistic/existential, if you ask me. *g*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Trudy Saratoga and Chips Daiquiri! I love it. We'll start a serial comic or something.

[feochadn.livejournal.com]

And they could have a sidekick: Pocky Pilsner!

Yikes.

[itsthewa.livejournal.com]

Wow, my socialite alias is WaWa Champaign. I sound like a debutante! One with a very cultured speech impediment.

My Soap Opera Alias is Elizabeth Barberry, which totally works.

But the kicker is my Porn Star Alias-- Natasha Evergreen! Oooh, baby.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth Barberry sounds like something from a Jane Austen novel!

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

My Soap Opera name was Marie Sherry, which sounds either completely trampy or very spoiled or both.

But I Like Morticia J, Bondage Queen of the high-budget porn flick.

it's contagious

[beebalm.livejournal.com]

*snort*

My Diva Alias is Apple Redwine. I think that's more of a drag queen diva, but anyway...

If I were a porn star, I'd be Agnes Frankfurter! A German porn star!

And what kind of socialite is Twinkletoes Amsterdam?

Re: it's contagious

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dunno - "Twink Amsterdam" - I can see her lunching at the Yacht Club.

Re: it's contagious

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

And what a dancer!