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tzikehI am literally queasy at the thought of the debate this evening. Please entertain me here with something utterly non-political. A joke, a link, a story, I don't care - but I cannot think about what is happening tonight. Or find me at "tzikeh" on AIM. Anything but this horror and nausea.
Tell me your favorite bad/stupid joke. I collect them.
ETA:
1) Dirty jokes are acceptable though not necessary.
2) I will try to respond with a bad/stupid joke of my own if your joke makes me laugh out loud.
3) Truly horrific offensive jokes that still make me laugh are the best. Those jokes fascinate me.
3a) So - you've been warned - if you look at the comments, you might be offended.
Tell me your favorite bad/stupid joke. I collect them.
ETA:
1) Dirty jokes are acceptable though not necessary.
2) I will try to respond with a bad/stupid joke of my own if your joke makes me laugh out loud.
3) Truly horrific offensive jokes that still make me laugh are the best. Those jokes fascinate me.
3a) So - you've been warned - if you look at the comments, you might be offended.
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Date: 2004-09-30 06:14 pm (UTC)Why are women such bad judges of distance?
Because they've always been told that this ::hold thumb and forefinger 4 inches apart:: is 8 inches.
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Date: 2004-09-30 06:15 pm (UTC)It's funny 'cuz it's true...