Dear Flist: Avoiding the Debate Entirely! Please Help! Love, tzikeh

[tzikeh]

I am literally queasy at the thought of the debate this evening. Please entertain me here with something utterly non-political. A joke, a link, a story, I don't care - but I cannot think about what is happening tonight. Or find me at "tzikeh" on AIM. Anything but this horror and nausea.

Tell me your favorite bad/stupid joke. I collect them.

ETA:
1) Dirty jokes are acceptable though not necessary.
2) I will try to respond with a bad/stupid joke of my own if your joke makes me laugh out loud.
3) Truly horrific offensive jokes that still make me laugh are the best. Those jokes fascinate me.
3a) So - you've been warned - if you look at the comments, you might be offended.

Comments

from bad to...worse.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I dunno and I don't care.

What's worse than ten dead people in a trash can?
One dead person in ten trash cans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your swimming pool?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall?
Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean?
Fucked.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.

And on that note, I hope you are entertained/amused/disgusted enough. =D

Re: from bad to...worse.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the bottom of a hole?

Doug!

What do you call the guy on top of him?

Phil!

Re: from bad to...worse.

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays 27 different instruments?

Stump the band!