Dear Flist: Avoiding the Debate Entirely! Please Help! Love, tzikeh

[tzikeh]

I am literally queasy at the thought of the debate this evening. Please entertain me here with something utterly non-political. A joke, a link, a story, I don't care - but I cannot think about what is happening tonight. Or find me at "tzikeh" on AIM. Anything but this horror and nausea.

Tell me your favorite bad/stupid joke. I collect them.

ETA:
1) Dirty jokes are acceptable though not necessary.
2) I will try to respond with a bad/stupid joke of my own if your joke makes me laugh out loud.
3) Truly horrific offensive jokes that still make me laugh are the best. Those jokes fascinate me.
3a) So - you've been warned - if you look at the comments, you might be offended.

Comments

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

The local priest, pastor and rabbi were all fishing buddies. One Thursday, they went out and suddenly the priest has to go. So, he walks across the water, goes behind some bushes and walks back across the water. A bit later, the pastor does the same. Now the rabbi is beginning to be in dire straits, and decides if these two goyim can do it, he can do it. He steps out of the boat and sinks. The minister looks at the priest and says "Should we tell him where the rocks are?"


Mama Skunk had 2 kits: In and Out. One evening, only Out came home for supper. The neighborhood was roused, and in the commotion Out slipped off. Just as the search parties were about to set forth, Out came trotting back with In at his heels.
"How'd you find him?" everyone clamored.
"Instinct."