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The West Wing fifth season premiere is tomorrow night.

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Will it suck? What if it sucks! Oh, God, it's going to SUCK, isn't it.

Maybe it won't suck...

Shutupshutupshutupshutup I don't want to raise my expectations --

It might not suck...

AAAAAAAAAAAAA! It MIGHT NOT SUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Clearly, for the next two days, I'm going to be a) twelve and b) nuts. Yeah, looking forward to it. And here I was going to write up this nice essay on either my second viewing of Lost in Translation or an in-depth look at the meaning of the opening title sequence to Carnivale. Wow, so not happening.

R.I.P., Mr. Carlson

Gordon Jump has died.

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

I believe the word you're looking for is "suck"

Review of the first screening of Starsky and Hutch starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. The reviewer describes the characters as "uptight straight cop Starsky and playfully crooked cop Hutch".

Ah. Staying true to the series, I see.