First day of grad school was yesterday and I'm already in trouble.

Have fallen deeply in lust with Linguistics prof. Terrific teacher, smart, entertaining, aDORable, fun to be with, totally shares my sense of humor, super-happy to chat with me after class, joyous to have a student like me.

Married.

Remind me again about morality and ethics and David Mamet plays, cuz... see above.

Mmmm, linguistics: the study of tongues.

*headtext*

*cracks knuckles*

I have not written in a long, long time. But I've decided to play yuletide this year, so I need some exercise to gear up.

Without further ado, I dive headfirst into:

You post a "five" topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. Examples: "Five Things Roslin Has Wanted to Say to Adama So Very, Very Much", "Five Times Wilson Actually Fell on the Floor Laughing at House", etc. Then, in a separate post, I'll post my answers to your Top Five comment. Serious or fun! Gen, het, slash - doesn't matter to me.

Fandoms I'm willing to embarrass myself in: House, Life on Mars, Battlestar Galactica, Psych, Due South (seasons 1&2), Hustle, Invisible Man, Farscape, Carnivale, Scrubs, Veronica Mars, Deadwood, West Wing, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Quantum Leap... and I think that's enough for now. I'm sure I'm already in trouble.

Help me out, guys - I need to re-engage the fanfiction-thinky lobe of my brain!

ETA: OMG you guys - no more. Wow, I'm going to be thinking/writing all September on these!