The Civil War of Our Times

[tzikeh]

As Massachusetts rules that gay *marriage*, and not anything short of that, is the only constitutional option, Ohio votes to ban same-sex unions and eliminate any chance for partner health benefits et al.

Here we go. Yanks and Rebs, and now ... what will we even call these sides?

Comments

[michael-j-lucid.livejournal.com]

Acceptants and Arrogants?

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[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

"People who have read and comprehended the Constitution" and "Fuckfaces"?

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[michael-j-lucid.livejournal.com]

As much as I love the ring "Fuckfaces" has, we need something much more intelligent, so not only will it be appropriate, but they won't get it, being dolts themselves. Something meaningful and yet splendid. Perhaps "Mr. Poopypants"? No. Perhaps something more current. "Stifflers"?

Bah. Fuckfaces it is. Term coined.

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[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Santorums. ;)

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[michael-j-lucid.livejournal.com]

Funny you mention him.

I couldn't remeber his first name, so I Googled "Santorum".

Try it. This meta tag was particularly amusing:

META NAME="keywords" CONTENT="Spreading Santorum, santorum, senator, Rick Santorum, frothy, mixture, lube, fecal matter, byproduct, anal sex, savage"

META NAME="description" CONTENT="Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum"

/begin/ hilarity ensuses

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[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

And I thought Mr. Pewaush had a funny name.

[lanchid.livejournal.com]

You weren't aware that Dan Savage, of the Savage Love sex-column in the Village Voice has had his readers coin "Santorum", to mean the stuff left after anal sex in honor of the senator's limited views? Dan even has a webpage up for it.

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[michael-j-lucid.livejournal.com]

No! I didn't know that!

That's damn good. Thanks!

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

*lol*