...and there was nobody left to speak.

[tzikeh]

First they came for The Wild, Wild West, to make a feature film thereof, and even though I spoke up, it did no good, and they utterly destroyed it.

And then they came for I, Spy, to make a feature film thereof, and even though I spoke up, it did no good, and they utterly destroyed it.

Now they've come for The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

If Owen Wilson winds up cast as "Illya Kullyakin" (sic), y'all will be character witnesses at my felony murder trial, right?

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Mommy, mommy, tell me again how Tzikeh saved Napoleon and Illya from the evil remake

[ano-mea.livejournal.com]

y'all will be character witnesses at my felony murder trial, right?

Felony? A medal would be more fitting, don't you think?

Coming up next: 'The Night of the Inevitable Hell Complete with Hula Skirts'

[deejay.livejournal.com]

And a recent announcement is that the threatened 'Hawaii Five-O' movie has just gotten the go-ahead with Harrison Ford (hmmm...) or Ben Affleck (gawd help us) in consideration as 'Steve McGarrett' and an unknown search for 'Danno,' and the original 'Danno,' James MacArthur, cameoing as 'The Governor'.

Pardon me whilst I crawl over to the corner and cringe now...